Adviser: Press any key.
Customer: I can't find the 'Any' key.
Customer: My mouse pad isn't wired up.
Adviser: I'm not sure I understand, your mouse pad shouldn't have any wires.
Customer: Then how does it know where the mouse is?
Customer: I met a man on the Internet, can you give me his phone number?
This takes the prize.
Adviser: You have spyware on your machine.
Customer: Spyware? Does this mean that they can see me getting dressed through the monitor?
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