How not to look like a Tourist

Afraid of being singled out as a mark, a nerd (or maybe just an out-of-towner) in a foreign place?

Don't block pavement traffic folding and unfolding maps.
Keep your jaw shut as you admire those jaw-dropping buildings locals pass without a glance.
Multi-pocketed urban pants may be practical, but overstuffed they make you look like a blimp on tour.
Remember: Shouting doesn't make English easier to understand.
Don't parade your hometown T-shirt or cap.
Why would anyone even wear something called a bumbag?
Enjoy yourself. Most people like tourists.